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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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