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{"type":"standard","title":"6th Light Armoured Brigade (France)","displaytitle":"6th Light Armoured Brigade (France)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2711219","titles":{"canonical":"6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)","normalized":"6th Light Armoured Brigade (France)","display":"6th Light Armoured Brigade (France)"},"pageid":12706678,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/46/Insigne_6e_BLB.png/330px-Insigne_6e_BLB.png","width":320,"height":483},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Insigne_6e_BLB.png","width":513,"height":774},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251757854","tid":"06b3bd26-8cd9-11ef-9cc3-bf19bdcba6ee","timestamp":"2024-10-17T22:42:02Z","description":"Military unit","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:6th_Light_Armoured_Brigade_(France)"}},"extract":"The 6th Light Armoured Brigade is one of the eight inter-arm brigades which are at the disposition of the Commandement des Forces Terrestres. The headquarters of the brigade is situated in Nîmes. The brigade is capable of deploying to any exterior theatre of operation while delivering fire power, agility, and mobility.","extract_html":"
The 6th Light Armoured Brigade is one of the eight inter-arm brigades which are at the disposition of the Commandement des Forces Terrestres. The headquarters of the brigade is situated in Nîmes. The brigade is capable of deploying to any exterior theatre of operation while delivering fire power, agility, and mobility.
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