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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Guadeloupe Conference","displaytitle":"Guadeloupe Conference","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1781360","titles":{"canonical":"Guadeloupe_Conference","normalized":"Guadeloupe Conference","display":"Guadeloupe Conference"},"pageid":49206610,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Carter_guadeloupe_cropped.png/330px-Carter_guadeloupe_cropped.png","width":320,"height":225},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Carter_guadeloupe_cropped.png","width":2255,"height":1584},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273837677","tid":"cbf37df8-e2c3-11ef-9065-988b413ebba0","timestamp":"2025-02-04T06:46:44Z","description":"Conference about Iranian political crisis","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadeloupe_Conference","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadeloupe_Conference?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadeloupe_Conference?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guadeloupe_Conference"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadeloupe_Conference","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Guadeloupe_Conference","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadeloupe_Conference?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guadeloupe_Conference"}},"extract":"The Guadeloupe Conference was a meeting in Guadeloupe from 4 to 7 January 1979 involving leaders of four Western powers: the United States, the United Kingdom, France and West Germany. Discussions focused on various world issues, especially the Middle East and the Iranian political crisis.","extract_html":"
The Guadeloupe Conference was a meeting in Guadeloupe from 4 to 7 January 1979 involving leaders of four Western powers: the United States, the United Kingdom, France and West Germany. Discussions focused on various world issues, especially the Middle East and the Iranian political crisis.
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}